Always Steal Your Chips Greetings Card

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Always Steal Your Chips Greetings Card

$6.00

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Why we carry this

Here's a greeting card that arrives with the kind of irreverent humor you'd expect from someone who still thinks fart jokes are underrated. Printed on substantial 300gsm Invercote board with vegan inks, it bears the unmistakable fingerprints of Don't Grow Up—Jonathan's independent design studio tucked away in the North East. He's the type who believes mid-century graphic design deserves a second life, preferably one filled with mischief and the sort of playful absurdity that makes you question why we ever agreed to be adults in the first place. If you've ever felt that growing up was a terrible mistake, this card gets it.

— partoo

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